Saturday, November 22, 2014

Why Never Alone Should be Left Alone For Now (aka Kisima Ingitchuna)

Why "Never Alone" Should be Left Alone For Now (aka Kisima Ingitchuna)

 
Never Alone Kisima Ingitchuna
Never Alone Kisima Ingitchuna

A rant that is not alone

In the wake of playing Never Alone I must say a playa is frustrated, I thought beyond any doubt the developers would have resolved the bugs before releasing such a game of this magnitude. From the trailers & reviews you would have thought this game was heaven sent, I mean the game looks extraordinary unfortunately, as I learned looks can be deceiving. I was so irritated about the initial 20 minutes of my gameplay that I was asking for my money back, sadly steam is not that generous. So now your most likely wondering, "ok Allen what were your negative experience's in detail with Never Alone"... Well continue reading and you will find out Playa's.

Strike one Kisima Ingitchuna

When you first begin playing you get tossed into an action sequence where you play as a kid and must run from a Big @ss polar bear. This kinda compensated for what I  experienced before starting the game, let me elaborate. When I first launched the game it started just fine and so on then the primary screen appears with wind blowing in the back ground. Right from the get go, if your PC is not able to keep up, you will be prompted to change the video settings which I think is GREAT!, its marvelous. On the other hand, here is the place the issue is, because when you press the space bar to change the feature settings the Muf$#!@ Doesn't WORK!! I was stuck for a good 10 minutes + on the home screen attempting to remedy my situation a PLAYA WAS PISSED IS WHAT I'M TRYNA TELL YA'LL! At that point I was little frustrated, but was still anxious to see what the game had to offer So I continued playing.

Strike Two

The next issue was with the jumping, I'm not certain if the controls were calibrated inaccurately, or on the off chance that it was because I was playing on lower quality settings or possibly my settings were off entirely etc. however the Muf$#!@'s would not jump when I pressed the spacebar. I noticed there was always a delay, and when I say always I mean ALWAYS! Capitol A!!!! I cant even begin to tell ya'll how frequently I kicked the bucket because timing was off due to the delay. I truly hope a  patch, quick fix, or update whatever the F%$# you wanna call it comes out soon because this game does look amazing and I would love to enjoy it without it's obvious issue's!

Strike three Never Alone YOUR OUT!

Lastly, and I'm sure it's not the least there is a part in the game where you must play as your fox to jump wall to wall with in order to reach higher areas, which makes perfect sense. On the other hand, the S&#! hits the fan real quick when you at long last have both A.i. on top of a platform the one your not playing as will run off the edge in the area you came from.... WHAT KIND S%#@ IS That!!?? At first,  I thought I messed up some where so obviously I made another attempt, and lo & behold the SAME Sh%! HAPPENED AGAIN, WTF? alright, so its evident this Muf$#!@'n game isn't prepared. I want the developers to play it for themselves so they can feel how we feel. Dont release a half @ss game, & a beauty at that! Maybe this is why they thought they could get away with it? IDK, THIS IS STRAIGHT CRAY THO!



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